why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
