My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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