Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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