we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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