they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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