She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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