the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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