haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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