Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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