u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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