is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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