We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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