He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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