Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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