I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
