i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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