Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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