i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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