I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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