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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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