If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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