butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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