16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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