I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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