Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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