Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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