I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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