sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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