Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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