Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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