Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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