We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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