My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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