dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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