I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Congratulations! We have a period
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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