just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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