We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
