She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize