i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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