you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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