if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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