its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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