ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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