Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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