i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I smell like Dick and happiness
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
