You really coming over, don't trick.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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