i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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