i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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