I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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