If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
