Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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