Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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