someone owes me an orgasm
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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