Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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