i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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