Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Randomize
