Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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