i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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